Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Judge Books by their Covers


I believe in judging books by their covers. That’s why I own three guitars and a ukulele. People come to my house and instantly think I’m way cooler than I am. It’s fantastic. I can then make them think I’m way more humble than I am when I shyly refuse to play for them. Win, win. Please continue to judge on appearances. It helps posers like me.

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