Corporate Yearbooks

I wish companies had yearbooks. I want to go around and get people that I've been in meetings with but don't know very well to write me little messages about how nice it was to have meetings with me. It would create a good excuse to get the cutest guy in the company to sign my book so I can pretend like we were friends. I'd even join the Social Outreach group and the Emergency Team simply to have my picture on more pages. Also, superlatives would be awesome:

• Most likely to take credit for other people's work
• Cutest secret couple
• Most likely to get fired
• Company flirt
• Most politically incorrect executive
• Most Facebook posts during work hours
• Most likely to cry
• Stinkiest
• Messiest desk (I'm on my way to win this one)
• Least likely to show up to work (FACT: I haven't seen one of my coworkers in months)

There really are so many possibilities. 

San Funcisco

I recently took a business trip to one of my favorite cities and extended the trip through the weekend to visit some of my favorite friends.

One of the highlights from the weekend was a trip to House of Airs. It’s a place that’s full of trampolines and children. My friend and I apparently didn’t fit the mold. When we went to purchase our entrance, the guy seemed a little surprised by the fact that we weren’t there for a party and had no kids. We explained that we were simply two adults that like to jump really high. The other adults brought children and sat around and talked. While they talked to their adult friends, my adult friend and I pelted their children with balls in a high-bouncing game of dodge ball. Our team won.

I love my friends, I love San Francisco, and I love that House of Airs allows adults to pelt children with balls. It was fun.